What's sauce for the Wyoming Winger ....

"Be careful", warns the label. " Cheney's Birdhsot Pepper Sauce will hurt you. If you swallow it, stick it up your ass, or shoot it in your face, IT will HURT."

Learn more from www.tahitijoeshotsauces.com.

One thing for sure - do not take it on board in your hand baggage - unless you want to see what the weather is like in South Cuba!

This handy culinary gift to Lord Patel remains, as yet, unopened.